HorseLord's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hero WAR Battle of Titans]

Great

There's something that's on front page that deserves frontpage...Well done

[0The Grave Robber0]

Pretty good Georgie...

I know you hate being called George, but anyways... Pretty fucking good if you don't mind me saying so. A little chunky at points but as you said, time restrictions (IPT assignment ;)... Sound was a little, um, terrible. Too bad it wasn't in time for halloween contest.

You could've made that hell gory (give the grave robber a shotgun and let every single body rise!) but the humourous take was quite refreshing. Excellent.

5/5 Vote & 9/10 Review From Randy

[Grey Man Skateboard3]

Nice music...

Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr by Trivium, nice. Shit movie though. The guys were pretty good, but skating movies are generally shit; skating in general is for fags.

[Kitty Kitty dance]

JESUS CHRIST!

Have you ever heard of AUDIO COMPRESSION!! The only reason that piece of shit excuse for a flash animation was 5mb was because of the song. It's not even a good flash. BTW people the song is called "Dragostea Din Tei" Not "Numa Numa Yei" it's in Romanian (I think).

[Legend of Zelda: The end]

Just not enough...

There wasn't enough there man. You drew about 3 drawings, then the 'camera' just panned a lot. The two bits that were animated sucked; the flashing light was crap and the bit where Gannon drew his sword was pathetic.

To top it off, there weren't any voices, and there were grammatical errors everywhere. I gave 9 for sound because the music was good, no thanks to you (correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you did not write this).

Lastly, this story has been way overdone. It was a game created over a decade ago. Come up with some fresh material. The changed ending did not suffice.

Overall: 3

Next time create your own characters, your own story, maybe even your own music. And make your characters do something!!

[T&D: The New Beginning]

Very funny...

Reminds me a lot of Tomorrows Nobodies. Anyway, that's beside the point. That was awesome, the animation was well done, the humour was right on par, and the SEXIST REMARKS, well, they just topped it off. Well done guys.

5/5,
Horselord

[Soxx Teaser]

Looks promising...

I voted 0 cause it wasn't a real movie. Also, (I can't understand how retarded people can get) but there is a grammatical error that spoiled the whole thing for me. A father and a child WERE taken (<-don't hold me to that exact wording, but the WERE is right). Not 'was'. It's plural not singular. But otherwise, looks kind o' creepy, which is good... reminds me of the cover of See You On The Other Side by KoRn...

[Jet Pack]

Well DONE!

Not too much to be improved there mate, not much at all... Although I suggest you watch the colours carefully (I think they randomly changed), and also make sure that you know EXACTLY what we are seeing (I could see where the drawing of the guy stopped). Also you might wanna make a preloader, either NG one or stylish one like using the jetpack power-guage or somthing smart. All in all, an EXCELLENT first flash ;)